The Chatter

The Joe Burrow Alien Game, The Perfect Halloween Costume Exists, Plus MySpace Top 5 Worst Places to Take a First Date

Joe Burrow was masterful, completing 28-32 for 283 yards and 3 TD in a 31-17 win at San Francisco. Why we will always remember this as the 'Joe Burrow Alien Game.' 
Chuck rants about last-minute Halloween costume shopping and discusses the newest craze at Spirit Halloween, the Skeleboner.
MySpace Top 5, worst places to take a first date. Did the mock #1 Hot Air balloon ride get snubbed?  
On the Real News Network (RNN) a pumpkin-smashing priest apologizes to the children, plus a notorious dine-and-dash culprit was caught after 19 successful attempts. 
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All 32 NFL Teams as Halloween Candy

Chuck and Houdini eulogize the Cincinnati Bearcats football team after the Cats season was destroyed by Baylor at Nippert Stadium.
'The Chatter' is home to the sweetest NFL segment in podcasting history, which gets its moment once a year. Selecting all 32 NFL teams as Halloween Candy. Who are the superstars that are Snickers? 
Are the two on the train with Rumpleminz shots?
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Tripod, the Three Legged Bear. Featuring Dan Hoard, Voice of the Cincinnati Bengals and Bearcats. Plus, NBA Preview

The Real News Network (RNN) is back, breaking down the stories that aren't getting enough attention. A three-legged bear breaks into a Florida home and drinks three White Claws. Meanwhile, in Wyoming, ranchers are accused of bleaching penis shapes onto neighbor’s cows.
The NBA season returns in a week and the buzz surrounds San Antonio Spurs rookie Victor Wembanyama. Will the 7'4 alien change the game forever? A shuffle of talent this off-season has the association looking like it was affected by the transfer portal. Chuck and Houdini look into some of the off-season moves.
Cincinnati Bengals and UC Bearcats broadcaster, Dan Hoard joins the show. Hoard talks about his early years calling UC on Fox 19, gives his Mount Rushmore of his favorite Bearcats games he's called, informs us on the team that Wes Miller will run out this season, plus tells us whether he thinks the Bengals are better or worse than their 3-3 record.
Today's listener question involves scaring children in Halloween masks. Plus, Chuck takes a commanding lead after one week of 'Spread Hunters.' Does Houdini have a big 2nd week in him?
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Happy WhoDey Monday, Chuck Turns 31, MySpace Top 5 Little Debbie Snacks

Chuck celebrates his 31st birthday by showing up to the recording session slightly intoxicated after celebrating a 17-13 Bengals win. Chuck and Houdini break down the victory and take a look around the NFL. 
The two discuss Facebook birthday posts and reminiscence on how a once wonderful part of your special day has now turned into wondering where the hell your friends went. 
Chuck has had it with Scott Satterfield, while Houdini wants to give the UC Bearcats coach a chance.
Plus, the MySpace Top 5 Little Debbie Snacks. Did the mock #1 pick Swiss Rolls make its way to the finish line, or did Houdini once again get happy feet and end up with a dud at #1?
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CFB and NFL SPREAD HUNTING, Featuring Sports Personality Frank Michael Smith. Plus, MySpace Top 5 Worst Jobs to Tell the In-Laws You Have

Chuck and Houdini unveil their new segment 'Spread Hunters,' where they go deep into the weeds and find CFB and NFL locks to add to your radar this weekend. 
The two debate whether they're on the train with "Sip Stealing?" 
Sports Personality Frank Michael Smith joins the show and immediately takes heat for his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers (trash). Frank talks about growing his following to three million subscribers, his days as a bartending superstar in Oxford, OH, and gives his NBA takes ahead of season tip-off. Chuck explains his 27-year vendetta against apples.
The MySpace Top 5 returns, this time with "worst jobs to tell the in-laws you have."
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The Emotional Support Alligator, Burrow and the Bengals are Back! Plus, MySpace Top 5 Cereals

Chuck and Houdini break down the Bengals' win over Arizona, which included a resurgence from Joey B. Plus, a look around the entire NFL Sunday slate.
The Real News Network returns! The segment that stole folks' hearts on Queen City Chatter has returned, raw and uncut. A Phillies fan tried bringing an emotional support alligator to a game, a chess star was accused of cheating by using a sex toy, and an Alabama high school band director was tased and arrested for refusing to stop his show.
Plus, the MySpace top 5 of cereals. Who wound up with the mock #1 pick Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Has Joey Votto Played His Last Game For Cincinnati Reds? Featuring Nick Kirby of Chatterbox Reds

Chuck and Houdini prepare for a game that Joe Burrow has called a must win. Will the Bengals dreams die in the desert? Or will the WhoDeys cover the -3 and allow Chuck’s future son (TBD) a collegiate future. WHALE PLAY!!! The two give their Super Bowl favorite after a quarter of the season has been completed.
Oregon State's head coach has to apologize after an obscene gesture involving his nipples. Was it one of the all-time great signals that is now being frowned upon?
Nick Kirby of Chatterbox Reds joins the show to talk all things Cincinnati Reds. Has Joey Votto played his last game in a Reds uniform? Will Jonathan India be traded? And is Kirby a member of the "Stu Crew?" 
Plus, the MySpace Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants. Was Wendy's snubbed worse than the '07 Cincinnati Bearcats? (Damn Gerry McNamara)
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The Cincinnati Bengals May Legit Stink. Featuring YouTuber Mark Dohner

Chuck and Houdini react to the putrid performance the Cincinnati Bengals put on in Nashville. Is there a worse QB in the NFL than Joe Burrow right now, and should the Bengals rest him moving forward?
Former Cincinnati Bearcat Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift, but is there a chance it's all a conspiracy? Chuck and Houdini put on their tin foil hats and break the relationship down.
The two give their thoughts on the first-ever Toy Story NFL game. What would the leather helmet wearers from the 1930s think about Kyle Pitts diving at Mr. Potato Head? Plus, Ken Griffey Jr. has a new profession.
YouTube star Mark Dohner joins the show. He talks about how the Ohio University party scene catapulted his career, moving to become Logan Paul's videographer, how Logan stole the double dab from him, and the hardships that come with being a content creator around the clock. 

The Cincinnati Bengals Panic Meter

The Cincinnati Bengals are 0-2, and now host the Rams with Joe Burrow questionable and dealing with a lingering calf injury. What is the Bengals' panic meter given the circumstances? (00-5:05) 
Chuck recently went camping for his brother's bachelor party and weighs the pros and cons. (5:06-13:45) 
The Cincinnati Bearcats fell to the Miami Redhawks for the first time since 2005, and it's clear that Houdini mushed them. (13:46-20:00)
Chuck and Houdini give out their MySpace top 5 most despised sports figures of all time. (20:01-31:35)
The show is rounded out with On-The Train, an alien update, and the answer to how often they think about the Roman Empire.

The 13 Days of Crab Walking

Chuck and Houdini break down the biggest story in the current news cycle. A man crab-walked his way out of prison and was on the run for 13 days before being caught. The details on how the man was able to evade a manhunt and why a question about a trench coat should have been taken more seriously.
Reactions to the Aaron Rodgers news, and why the Jets should roll with Zach Wilson. Joe Burrow gets a haircut after a horrific outing, and why college football out west just kind of stinks.
Plus, a listener question provides one of the bigger unknowns to mankind, and the two breakdown Disney Channel Original Movies for their MySpace Top 5.